When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect
when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect
shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it
Dogs copying a baby crawling.
Seriously though, my mom needs to quit bitching out at me for no fucking reason.
Sick of her and her bullshit.
can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do
i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view
omg I went to the supermarket and bought this today.
NOW I CAN HAVE MY FAVOURITE HEROES ALL OVER MY BODY
WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE
Strawberries and FREEDOM.
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
pizza spelt its own name wrong
how to do halloween right: be friends with someone who’s allergic to chocolate
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